SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Night wankeryNot mine but my missus at the time's folly this one.
Had a rather nice evening of rumpy and as usual, collapsed afterwards for some well deserved kip in her bed afterwards.
Woke up about 2 hours later, hard as a rock and my missus fast asleep, but playing with me, y'know, down there...
Suffice to say i was quite freaked out at getting a hand job from my missus who's sound asleep and has no idea, still, i lied there till she (and I) was finished and promptly went to sleep in my own bed a few doors down cos i was slightly weirded out still.
Not weirded out enough to slip out before I'd had my fun though ;)
Length? She never complained, only moaned uncontrollably...
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