SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Several years ago......myself and my girlfriend of the time went out on the piss, and subsequently went back to her flat for the night.
Come the early hours of the morning, I shook her by the shoulders to wake her up, in a sleep-like trance, urgently saying "Wake up, wake up! I need a piss!" Her response, naturally, was "Go to the bathroom then..."
Me: "Are you sure, are you sure?"
Her: "Of course, go on!"
So I threw my legs over the side of the bed, pulled out my cock, and pissed all over her bedroom floor.
She screamed at me asking what the fuck I was doing, which I apparently replied with, "What, just cuz I'm a guy I can't sit down to pee?"
She laughs about it now.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:30, closed)
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