Fart Cannon
If i'm sat on my sofa and have my laptop positioned correctly every time I fart the laptop fan will suck up may fart and project it straight at the wife!

Try it with your own laptops and wives (not mine because she is getting annoyed with me doing this which only makes it much more funnier!)
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:22, 7 replies)

Cunning!!

Pity it won't work with iPads!!!
( Vambo, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:35, closed)

There's a crap for that.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:49, closed)

^Reply of the week

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:01, closed)

I like how this weeks answers have confirmed the obvious rule
that charmless manboys attract really thick women.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:31, closed)

It's like watching Jeremy Kyle,
and realising that thick, ugly people are having loads of sex with other thick, ugly people.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:22, closed)

and thank god for that

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:48, closed)

Hahaha, "wife!"
That's a good 'un, that is. Ahaha. Aha. Ha.

Oh, me.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:14, closed)