Last to know...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:34, Reply)

FIRST!
Whatever the next topic is.
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Last of the Mohicans

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)

I know what you did
last summer.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Last Scream of the Missing Neighbours

(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)

I hate Last Wars.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Goat.
A goat.

One (1) goat.

n.

"This is not your goat!"

"I do not have a (one) goat!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:04, 9 replies)

mincing spies

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Mincing cooks.

(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

SSG is terrible at cooking mince.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:31, 2 replies)

Pricks.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)

terminus

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)

We went to a Status Quo gig in Hammersmith
So.Much.Denim
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

First. last. Everything

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:55, 2 replies)

Nearly more 'LAST's than stories.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)

Face like a p LAST erers radio

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)

eLASToplast

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:36, Reply)

FAUST!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:36, Reply)

Cobblers!

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)

Sibelilast

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Brahms and Liszt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)

List

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I'm like well laster than you innit.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)

FIRST

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Bitches be cunted.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Let your fingers do the walking
One of my mates got married very young, while still living at his parents. Not sure how, but he ended up having his stag do at their house while they had gone away for the night. With loads of booze and some loud music, a good time was had by all. Next morning we all woke, bleary eyed, and starting cleaning up the place: collecting glasses, washing away the suspicious stains, bagging up the bottles and cans, putting all the furniture back. Everything was going swimmingly until, with just one hour before the parents were due back, the stag himself moved a magazine off a table to discover an enormous scratch in the polished surface. Panic! Luckily we found a copy of the Yellow Pages and quickly rang a French Polishing service, who turned up and restored a lustrous sheen to the tabletop with just moments to spare. Ironically my mate's dad was called J R Hartley. Star Wars.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:49, 5 replies)

Last of the sumthing whine

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:36, 2 replies)

lolwacky last cunts

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)

Post laster, Grandmaster.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Last of all the animals

(showman, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)