OK - confession time.
The real reason why Konnie Huq left Blue Peter was so that she could come and live in a tent outside my house.

She says she loves me, but, really, she just stops the postman getting to the door.


Oh, Christ. She's banging on the living-room window wanting to be let in. Again.*






*Legal disclaimer: This post may contain elements of fantasy and downright lies. I really do have a living room with a window, though, and that's the important part; I think that the rest is merely detail, isn't it?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:41, closed)

Ah yes, Konnie
The reason behind my first white-wee eruption. I now have an unhealthy Pavlov's dog-style connection with the Blue Peter theme...
(kimini touches your shoulder gently on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:45, )

Sounds familiar
I have something of an obsession with her too.
(nasalhair, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:50, )