ya wee bugger
I got stalked once.

I was working in India at the time and was taking a wee stroll on the weekend through some long grass blissfully unaware I was being stalked.

Then a 250lb tiger leapt from the undergrowth and ripped one of my arms off.

That stung a bit I can tell you
(magic the cat finishes with jazz paws, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:56, closed)

I call shenanigans on you, sir.
Please post a picture of your monodextrous self holding a sign that says "My arm was bitten off by a bloody great tiger and all I got was called a liar on the internet."
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 14:32, closed)