We all look the same, apparently
I was walking around a while ago, when I noticed I had a tail.

There was a Chinaman and 2 Chinamanwomen following me. I was extremely confused and kept walking. I kept seeing a flash going off and I was getting annoyed.

Eventually, with them still following me, I lead them out to park nearby and turned to face them, yelling "WHAT!?! WHAT DO YOU WANT??!"

They looked at me, smiling, and said "Richard Brand?"

"What?"
"Richard Brand? Off the Tv?"

Who the fu...oh, RUSSELL Brand.

Sure, I backcomb and have skinny jeans and a beard, but thats where the similarities end. My hair is a lot shorter than his.

I let them get a picture with me, for a laugh. I only wish I could've seen them showing their holiday snaps back home.
(Jizzbiscuits-Murphy wroted this on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:04, closed)

Maybe they thought you were Richard Branson?
Shorter hair, beard?
( Weetobix is selling these fine leather jackets, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:07, )

eh?
chinamanwomen?
(Fuckpig well quelle-fuckin'-suprise, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:53, )

you're lucky!
on holiday about 8 years ago. i had short, spiky black hair, a hangover, black leggings, red t-shirt and the remains on last night's make-up on. 2 japanese tourists outside the hotel(i was on my way to buy smokes) pointed at me and shouted "jo brand*!"
i was well pissed off.

*they actually said jo bland, but i knew what they meant.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 19:47, )