crazy number
recently I have started gettin late night texts saying non-sensical things these include;

"Sausage Fest! Blaenau Ffestiniog!"

"Piss Flaps Mortimer! That Bacon isn't Mine!"

"Jam has a stinky bum bum, thinks its bath time for his Bum Bum"

and last night, just the words;

"a dirty message"

texting back just ends up with "who's this?"

recently I found out it was a barmaid from the local who aint too great looking and apparently sends them to everyone.

less stalking but right weird
(Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:05, closed)

She sounds fun
That is a fine selection of random texts to send to virtual strangers.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:36, )

A mate of mine does this when pissed
But he just puts in random '07' numbers and then sees what happens. The replies are often quite entertaining.
(Guybrush Ulysses Threepwood, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:12, )

weird, yes, but also very funny.
i shall now do this at every possible occasion.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 19:43, )

Surely not
A sausage fest in Blaenau Ffestiniog? Nothing interesting like that ever happened when I was there.
(Hagis, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 17:51, )

ah
forced zanyness.
that never gets old.
(I've actuaslly got a joke to go here that's so genuinely offensive I think I won't post it)
( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 14:29, )