Sometimes, when I was really stoned driving home,
I used to think that every car behind me was a police car.
(Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:37, closed)

Yes!!!11
I totally agree.
(danjwalker, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:06, closed)

hah, memories
or going into a store to quench the cottony chops and thinking everyone just KNEW you were a criminal.
(MaryMolotov Spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy&Bruised, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:25, closed)

!!!!!
no no not sometimes. every. single. time. and even when i could se the car i then became convinced it was undercover police. i was very parinoid as a kid...
(Emily Salvage, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:31, closed)

everyone does when they're stoned!
i tied my wardrobe doors closed because i thought someone was coming out of it to get me.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 1:23, closed)

garage
They can only tell when they see you buy 4 litres of strawberry milk and 10 packs of fruit pastilles at the garage
(magic the cat finishes with jazz paws, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:41, closed)

mmm
Paranoia...such fond memories
(Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:06, closed)

One night,
was doing that naughty thing you do in your bed - getting stoned - and I heard some kerfuffle downstairs. Now, it were probably the dog, but my addled mind screamed "ROBBER". So I manned up, went downstairs, checked coast was clear etc.

Did I funk.

I pulled the duvet up over my head and curled into a tight little ball. There may have been rocking.
(bacontrout got ska, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:11, closed)