I thought she thought I fancied her but I didn't
A mate's wife called into the office where I worked looking for someone else who wasn't there. I was the only one in at the time.

Now this lass had this thing going on where she damn well knew she was pretty, and assumed everyone fancied her. I always found it awkward around her for this reason.

I was trying to be friendly, but also working on my computer while I talked to her. I happened to have my iTunes collection on random play, and suddenly just as I clicked something, "sail away with me honey" started blasting out, and she legged it. Huzzah!
(mistafeesh bugrit! millenium hand and shrimp - I told 'em!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:11, closed)

I'm assuming...
...She wasn't much of a David Gray fan?
(Snuffy114 demands a cyber razor cut, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:17, closed)