MY FIANCEE….
…Is always being stalked. He’s in an up and coming rock band and is quite handsome so he has had a lot of girlfriends over the years.

I’m constantly getting the evils from dizzy young girls who fancy him or getting aggro from his ex’s/old one night stands. I wouldn’t mind if they were still raw about things but we’ve been together for 4 years now so we're talking relationships from a long time back.

The worst culprit - One of his old `ten to two’ers’ (you know the kind – you’re single and on a night out and are desperate not to go home empty handed so you grab someone lower than your regular standard at 10 to 2 before the club closes)

She works in our local pub and we often used go there for Sun lunch. Every time we went the stupid cow would plonk herself opposite him and remind him in front of me how she took him home once and met his parents (not willingly on his part-she wouldn’t go until he’d agreed to let her into his house where he lived with his Ma and Pa the morning after) It was a one night stand FFS!

I make it quite clear that I don't like her and yet she still does it. We barely speak to her and often walk away whilst she’s talking – I can’t quite bring myself to just tell her to FUCK OFF! We stopped going there in the end and now go to a local pub in the opposite direction. Amazingly we have spotted her in her car there an a few occasions. She waves and screams `Hiya Jonny!!!’ so we stopped going there too.

We were out at a club last weekend when she flounced in and tried talking to us. I said Hi and then turned my back and my boy did the same. I went off to dance and she was just stood by the dance floor staring at me for 10 minutes. Can’t blame her really since I am a blonde fetish model and she is quite odd looking. I stopped dancing, stood still and glared back at her til she fucked off.

When I saw Jonny a little while later he said she had been giving her grief about the way he treated her all those 8 years ago and how he’s a nasty piece of work, etc etc.

Next time I see her I’m just gonna tell her to FUCK OFF and save myself the misery!

Glad to get that off my chest! Cheers guys!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:26, 6 replies)

Poor girl.
She may have only had two or three partners in her life, and as such, her one night stand in her eyes really meant something. The parents bit goes some way to confirming this theory.

I never realised how people think in this way, until a female friend of mine took me aside in my womanising days, and pointed out I was really hurting a lot of the girls I slept with, as they thought it meant something.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:47, closed)

A simpler way to get rid of her
Get your guy to burst into the lass's house with a large axe, chase her into the bathroom and then batter the bathroom door with said axe before sticking his head through the gap and shouting "Here's Johnny".

If she doesn't run, chop her into pieces and feed her to pigs.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:53, closed)

I was nodding and agreeing up to a point.
However, it's an undeniable fact that anyone who offers "I am a blonde fetish model" as part of an argument as to why they were in the right, wasn't.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:58, closed)

^^
agreed.
(stopmakingmeexplode, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:05, closed)

Translation
I'm shagging a bloke in a shit indie band, but I can't stand it when he talks to other women, particularly if they have copulative history. I am regularly rude to one woman who is obviously far less pretty than me and with a far smaller rack personality, but ever since they slept together she won't stop being civil to him. Cow.

Also: I does n00dz, because I am pretty and interesting.
(Shinigami, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:59, closed)

<applause>
smirk
(Magnus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:52, closed)