Stupid ColleaguesGodwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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If customers count as colleagues.My mum's story, not mine.
A supermarket in the Black Country, the '70s (think present-day Bulgaria).
Swivel-eyed harpy: Excuse moy, luv.
Helpful shelf-stacker: Yes?
Swivel-eyed harpy: Do yow know where the kureels are?
Helpful shelf-stacker: The what, sorry?
Swivel-eyed harpy [getting insistent]: The kureels.
Helpful shelf-stacker: The what?
Swivel-eyed harpy [tutting audibly]: The bluddy KUREELS! Yow know, like Corn Flakes...
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Black countryDon't get me started on Aynuk and Ayli
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