oh god
same job, same people...

one night we were all hammered and out for a staff meal. one girl was dared to rip her top off and press her naked tits against the plate glass window of the restaurant.

which she did. the other diners were pretty happy about it.

she then dared the next girl to play the piano with her bare bum.

which she did. the owners of the restaurant were pretty UNhappy about it.

then... then she dared the remaining girls to go back to the office and photocopy their tits. so about 5 of us trooped back there and spent about an hour trying to achieve this. one girl also did her arse.

this in itself would have been ok. surreal, to be topless in your suit with all your colleagues, but quite amusing nonetheless. the problem was that this was an residential property management agency and we had 5 workmen - plumbers, joiners etc. we were then dared to leave the photocopies in their jobsheet trays with a jobsheet asking them to identify the tits.

this seemed hilarious at the time so i did.

waking up at 10am and realising that (i) i should have been at work an hour ago; (ii) someone had set fire to the inside of my head; and (iii) fuck fuck we had all left shots of our tits for the workmen.... that was NOT FUN! well, maybe for the workmen.
( rachelswipe when life hands you lemons FUCK THE LEMONS & bale, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:32, closed)

Outrageous!
*takes cover as rachelswipe's inbox starts to explode*
(quantum raspberry is having his heart wavefunction collapsed, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:55, closed)

May I be the first to say...
..."This thread worthless without pics"

Go on. We dare you*.


*Double donkey dare with brass knobs on, so you can't back out.
( Scaryduck dot com is --- E L I T E ---, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:56, closed)

I can speak for many here...
...when I say I'm with Scarduck on this one.
( dan j the filthy bastard, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:58, closed)

sadly i
don't have the technical capability to scan them in!

what was really worrying, now i come to think of it, was how many of the workmen got it right. just how much time do men spend staring at their colleagues' tits??
( rachelswipe when life hands you lemons FUCK THE LEMONS & bale, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:00, closed)

this most means nothing to me
without a spare photocopy :)

Well it is friday after all :D
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:00, closed)

I've an idea...
RS - post them to me and I'll get them scanned in and put on Flickr ;-)

P.s. What do you think men do to fill the time at work? Breasts are a thing of beauty and a good or perky set can make the working day go by that little bit more quickly and enjoyably. The economy would be in tatters without them.
( dan j the filthy bastard, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:09, closed)

how shocking
hot colleagues perving is clearly ok, but as the proportion of hot male lawyers is about 0.000000001%, it's very not-ok.
( rachelswipe when life hands you lemons FUCK THE LEMONS & bale, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:15, closed)

You should try working in IT
I can tell you spectacular viewing material is bloody sparse...
( dan j the filthy bastard, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:16, closed)

but surely
you've got the whole of the internet at your disposal. plenty of tits on that!
( rachelswipe when life hands you lemons FUCK THE LEMONS & bale, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:20, closed)

Tits
Tit perving is an intrinsic part of being male. They have to be big and juicy though; no point drooling over anything less than a pair of DD's in a tight low cut top.
(quantum raspberry is having his heart wavefunction collapsed, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:21, closed)

I can agree with the tits thing with IT
so thankfully our customer care dept is around the corner, just within pervy reach :D

Tits, love them so much I grew me own :D
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:22, closed)

I work in a car showroom full of guys....
... and one dead old bird. It's pure baws!

I bet i'm not the only one either.

You'll just have to take new pics and post 'em.

*takes it too far*
(Scoopfoot loves lamp, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:03, closed)

A girl talking about breasts, on the internet gets the most replies
what a shocker.
(PsychoChomp HAS A JOB NOW YOU FUCKERS, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:17, closed)

It'll be on the front page too
you just watch.
(Kroney is having a night of hell, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:53, closed)

It has to be said...

(The Resident Loon Don't worry, we're from the Internet!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:59, closed)

I'm all for the posting of tits but...
... I just wanted to say that the phrase "someone had set fire to the inside of my head" made me lmfao! I know, 33 years of age and growing more immature by the minute...
(keeferreefer, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:16, closed)

The best tits
are always to be found in the HR department, which is the one place you really shouldn't be looking at them.

Oh, the delicious irony.
( chart cat will wank for coins, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:27, closed)

Are any of the people replying to this post over the age of 14?

( Amorous Badger :Not so much sXe as whpXe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:59, closed)

Blah blah blah blah
girl on Internet blah blah show tits blah blah
Change the fucking records you losers.
(badger of doom, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:03, closed)

Jesus christ you lot are losers
why don't you get outside and speak to real women, you might actually get a sniff of breasts then
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:05, closed)

Hmmm...in reply to ALL the sweaty boys on here..

( Amorous Badger :Not so much sXe as whpXe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:06, closed)

I should also point out that ^ is actually from..
..here and I'm not having a go at Rachelswipe, just the spotty boys who are too rubbish to find their own porn.
( Amorous Badger :Not so much sXe as whpXe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:58, closed)

Heh.
There's a phrase that I've caught from the people on that side of the Atlantic: "taking the piss".

I would have thought that people in here would be a bit better at spotting when others are doing just that.

Lighten up, ladies.
(The Resident Loon Don't worry, we're from the Internet!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:03, closed)

"I'm not a sad frustrated shut-in whose pulse doubles whenever an internet girl mentions her breasts
I'm... taking the piss! Yes. I'm being ironic. Get me and my zeitgeist."
( Flapjack - Tea is too wet without a biscuit, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 9:10, closed)