Circus trick*
Vous savez that circus trick quand un homme catches un bullet shot out d’un pistol entre ses teeth? Alors, c’est un old trick, et un classic aussi.

J’ai dared H a faire quelque chose similar – mais avec un difference. J’ai dared lui a catcher un arrow avec son eye. Et – sacre bleu et bon appetit – il a agreed. Oui – pouvez-vous believe it? Un ARROW! Avec son EYE!

Alors – pour couper un long story court – tout allait assez badly pour lui, et quand un result, j’ai became Roi de England.

Yours,
William the Bastard, Duc de Normandie

_{* I am soooooo sorry – Enzyme.}
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 16:09, closed)

English, motherfucker!
DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
( Biohazard was disqualified from the Human Race for shoving, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 18:51, )

i love you
.
(Balue Free From Tetanus, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:07, )

Twatbag.
Speak fucking English!
( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 20:46, )

Maybe it's just my juvenile sense of humor,
but I giggled.

Un ARROW! Avec son EYE!

Sacrebleu!
(Rem - slightly TF2-addicted on, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 20:49, )

Tres magnifique
Apart from ze scrotes who cannot see a touch of wit- its meant to be funny, asswipes, if you had a modicum of cellular matter "up there", it may have impinged. Or were we waiting for more "I dared a mate to eat/insert/sniff highly unlikely stuff" Posts? Fucks sake, I despair.
( BelmsfordSux Has finally reached the peak of consoledom, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 20:51, )

Re: speak English
I understood this with my retard-level-got-a-grade-C-at-GSCE-8-years-ago Frenchish.

Show some culture.

Up Enzyme. *clicks*
(ComplexStuff Was confused by life on, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:11, )

agh
That was a flashback to every other English-speaking tourist I had approach me to ask directions when I lived in France.

Lucky for them and me, I also speak English.
(louveciennes, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:44, )

Why?
If it is in 'french' do I read this in a cockney accent...
*click*
(Weejock, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 10:22, )

......
David2569 : cock

good shout enzyme
(dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan.....nahh he hasnt seen me, ...... DAAAANNN!!! is just on the right side of good, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 10:59, )