Working for the a multinational company (1000+ employees) means that I have seen my fair share of stupidity.
I could go into countless tales regarding admin fuckups or the number of clueless people that complain to us about our level of service but the greatest display of fuckwittery comes on behalf of the company owner (Reffered to from now on as Bossman) a bloke that likes to be hands on despite we are a pretty successful firm.

Usually I would not knock him as he has shown to be pretty astute when it comes to the day to day running of things and has run this place from a one man outfit to what it is now, it’s just his choice of staff hiring can seem a little….off (Yup he still oversees the hiring and firing despite the fact that he could hire someone else to do this).

Firstly there’s the basic staff, they are a number of clueless tards with no idea how to do simple tasks, one time a couple of the blokes were sent to pickup some IT kit our department had thrown away after a takeover of a smaller group (Turns out that the useless kit that we acquired during the takeover of another company was actually important business info that needed recovering before we threw it away). Trying to trace the kit was a waste of time and we still haven’t got it back (God knows the net cost lost on that).

But his major fuckup has to be the incident with AS. AS was a guy who started way before I did and pretty good at what he did until he was involved in a little domestic incident that required a pretty long and painful hospital trip. Despite the lengthy operations AS was still pretty fucked up, both physically and mentally and never really the same person he once was. Gone was the optomistic IT bloke who could repair many faults and instead there was a more sullen and pissed off bloke being anal and picking up on staff for the smallest of matters, the first time I saw an incident involving A was when he kicked the crap out of Gary from accounts in the canteen.

Anyone in their right mind would have penalized AS for this and referred him to a psychiatrist but no. Bossman turns a blind eye as AS is a director and untouchable. Thankfully this came back to bite my boss on the ass.

A few months later Bossman got a chance to meet L an up and coming lad in the world of business. Bossman sees potential in this lad and offers him a job on the spot, the trouble is that he offers him a job as director, more specifically the same directors job that was currently done by AS with a view to replace ASA from what I was told). The moronic part was that Bossman voiced this offer while AS was stood in the same sodding room. AS was very pissed at this and was about to kick off when L mentioned to bossman that he could shove his job he was happy where he was for now. Bossman was a tad pissed off at this and gave the cocky little sod a slap which turned out to be dumb thing number 2 to do as AS was L’s dad and didn’t take that too kindly (They both had the same sodding surname at one point and Bossman was informed of this beforehand).

AS released a shedload of pent up range on bossman and eventually threw him down a well. Apologies for length, spelling and leading you to read a longwinded post that turned out to be fictional.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:00, 7 replies)

Awesome.
Right to the end.
(gordonjcp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:21, closed)

You are prolific, Mon Bison

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:02, closed)

splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 13:32, closed)

Most
Splendid, had me right until the end :) *CLICK*
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:18, closed)

Ooof
I've been had.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:25, closed)

Superb. Had me right up to the last line. . . And beyond. . .
(Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:54, closed)

Permission to yell "bravo" in an anoyingly loud voice, sir!
BRAVO!!!
Only began to suspect when you got to "throwing him down a well"
( Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:10, closed)