Names
I used to work with an American called "Randy Baumgardner"

Tiz True.
(mojo_t_monkey, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:53, Reply)

Cocknuts...
Cocknuts Dicklickshitballs (the 59th)was my grandad's name. My dad was Cuntymints Dicklickshitballs (the 60th). Imagine how funny and surprising it was when they called me Steve...
(lifelikeandposeable, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:42, Reply)

Famous Footballer? moi?
My wife had a boy in her class (in the sixties) called Bobby Charlton.

He got a verbal battered by the new teacher who thought he was taking the pi**

The other kids confirmed his name after a suitable delay.
(manc_frank, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:38, Reply)

Polish
My mate once served a customer by the name of 'Madame Osztryczarz', which is pronounced Ostrich-arse!
(Gone Native, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 11:44, Reply)

The lowcocks
I have a group of friends down in wales where we go sometimes called the lowcocks. the really interesting bit was if you put all the first letters of thier names together (andrew, sarah, edward, robert) you can get ARSE Lowcock
(morbi5, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 11:39, Reply)

And Fanny's your Aunt
There was a bloke who used to work at BT called Robert Sherunkle, I assume his friends called him Bob!
(Cletus, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 11:19, Reply)

army
an old flatmate of mine was in the army and had to keep a straight face throughout the alphabetical surname roll call of his friends joe, stuart and steve...

BIGG, BROWN, DICK

every time.
( rachelswipe why am i still at work? it's fucking friday night!, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 10:31, Reply)

Ian
His first name is Ian. Fine. Unfortunately his surname is Baumgartner.
(And I don't agree with that in the workplace, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 10:22, Reply)

People with stupid names
Guy at school: Chiming Lok (i.e Chiming clock)
Prominent Cardiff Councillor: Michael Michael (Mike to his friends)
Woman at work: Clarinda Bedgood (I’m shure you are, Mish Bedgood)
Anagram of my name: I’m her twat rash
Family who lived near us: The Wanklyns, who called their son, er, Franklyn.
(MBH, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 10:14, Reply)

At least he's open...

(Stan Sideburns, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 9:59, Reply)

Has been mentioned before but....
www.b3ta.com/questions/celebrity_insults/post7866/
I know a nephew of Noddy called Willy
(pdjpdj, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 7:54, Reply)

I knew
of someone in my old school named Paul Von Suck.
(spiggums, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 6:12, Reply)

Was going through some CVs last night...
Plenty of amusing names, none of which stuck in my mind as readily as Andrew Pong.
(squirrelysquirrel, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 3:34, Reply)

A chap at work...
has the unfortunate moniker Peter Mycock. His mother is called Patrica (aka Pat) and his father Jack. If only his dad was Paul...

His most amusing story involves arriving late to a tennis match to overhear a comment that they were 'about scratch Mycock'...
(rewster1976, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 2:01, Reply)

Stupid Names
I once worked with a guy from Vietnam called Phat Ho... always fun to answer his telephone and say "Fat Ho's extention!"
(Zadoc, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 0:01, Reply)

the king
I was a court officer (Silence! All Stand! - like the black guy in Judge Judy). One day there was a case involving an illegal Indonesian immigrant called King Phuc.

The best thing was that he didn't show up, so according to the rules I had to go into the foyer and scream his name 3 times at the top of my lungs...
(Demonic, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 23:57, Reply)

names from the work address book
include a lady called Ping Guin and a guy called Jesus...
(carindal chunder, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 22:58, Reply)

People w/stupid names
Hymen Bender. He was 20 or so when I met him in college, and already he'd clearly had the name too long, poor fellow.
(wretch, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 22:12, Reply)

I had a pal
in gradeschool. His name was "Ryan Sawyer Peters" you do the math. (I'm sure he hated his rents)
( J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 21:37, Reply)

Sorry for the sp@m...

Dick Trickle is/was a Nascar driver, pr0n star would be a better occupation?

Bohimula Bowles is a customer at my old company
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 19:09, Reply)

And another one...
Just scrolling down the list again and saw Dr De'ath.

there is a motorbike shop on the isle of wight called "De'ath Motorbike Sales and Repairs"
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 19:03, Reply)

A few customers of my old company...
w00t! my first post :)

Jayachandran Ramakrishnan is a nice and easy one to pronouce on a dreary monday morning!

Sky Funderburk was some poor kid on the news complaining about an attack on his gran a few months back
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:56, Reply)

My uncle knows 2 people
from work, one called ivor ball and the other, an italian guy called Tom Amato.

I also know a man called Ivor Wiley
( ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:49, Reply)

Just thought of two more
Forgot to mention these two:

I went to school with a kid called Robin Hood! It actually should have been Robin Hood Jr as his dad had the same name.

Also, I know of a lady by the name of Ida Ball (I had a ball. Geddit?)
(Lord of my Ring, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:44, Reply)

Only at I.B.M.....
My mum used to work in recruiting for IBM and not only had to work with Richard Head (who INSISTED on being called Dick) but once had to interview a Mr Dwayne Pipe.

dunno how she kept a straight face.
(Lemster the sound of one luma clamping, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:34, Reply)

Stoopid Schoolboys
Great names from my old school:

Helmar Leischmann
Imtiaz Moomin Barkk
Bracken Kitchen

Love Bracken (he now calls himself David)
(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Tue 31 Aug 2004, 17:14, Reply)

oh, and another thing...
when i was a wee kennykenken, my dentist was called Mr. Payne, and my optician's brass plate outside his shop proudly stated "MR. I. BALL"

Isheet Unot as the person down the list once said
( mns Made it, Ma! Top of the world!, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 16:59, Reply)

Briefly, and to the point...
My ex-colleague Hazel Evans met and married a David Hazel and became Hazel Hazel.

And in my dealings with work I have come across the following living people. All of these are verified as genuine, and if you know any of them, you have my deepest sympathy:

1) Allen Keys
2) Fanny Fawcett
3) Patricia Fuller-Hiscock
4) Mike Hunt (yawn - but it's true)
5) X (a male)

and the best one...

Sir Ramjam Delilah Funkyboogaloo-Smythe


And also the past yields yet more...

1) Willy and Fanny Sawe
2) Josiah Arthur Wetmuff
3) Titus Aloysius Ramsbottom (or Titus A Ramsbottom)
( mns Made it, Ma! Top of the world!, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 16:55, Reply)

One Size
A fairly well known one this - former (sadly) Oldham footballer Fitz Hall who answers to the wonderful sobriquet 'One Size'
(oRb, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 16:51, Reply)