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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Re:Mrhakenbacker
Surely the time to be careful in Thailand is when saying that the shellfish tastes good. I had a friend who made the mistake of trying to say it in Thai, and to the delight of me and all the Thais around the table he managed to say "cunt tastes good", to those who don't speak Thai, it really does translate as that, to those who do you can guess what he said. I konow what you mean about the banana thing though, a girl once told me I looked like Beckham, for some reason I thought she was speaking in a mixture of Thai and Engisk and telling mw I had a big dick- Big ham.
(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 4:02, Reply)

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