Pearoast
I once saw a couple having sex
Outside.

So did everyone else so it seemed when i turned my head to see everyone on their balconies gawping.

So did everyone around the pool...

Did I mention it was Magaluf, in the height of summer? Did I mention it was about 2pm, or that it was on a walkway above the main high street...

Or that they were screaming love noises...?

Although bless'em, they did have the courtesy to stop when a couple tried to walk past. Then they carried on oblivious. Interspersed with her turning round and giving him a blowy.

It attracted some sort of horrified interest. All whilst this is going on kids with armbands running past me... playing games around the pool. Really very strange afternoon that.

Best part... when they finished they both kissed and headed off in different directions...

Through the magic of google here is that balcony:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/07181+Magaluf,+Illes+Balears,+Spain/@39.506483,2.533162,3a,75y,85.56h,78.29t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sF09LO-SB2Ue8C3J6h8btKQ!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DF09LO-SB2Ue8C3J6h8btKQ%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D100%26h%3D80%26yaw%3D117.15707%26pitch%3D0!7i13312!8i6656!4m2!3m1!1s0x12978936c043e1ed:0xa02af717f574260!6m1!1e1
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:56, 11 replies)

Maybe if you'd tried harder at school
you wouldn't have to go to untermenschen holiday resorts
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 16:30, closed)

Anyone who takes their kids to Magaluf for their summer holidays should be exterminated.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Jul 2015, 17:15, closed)

^^this
I've walked through it in daylight, it looks like Beirut
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 18:50, closed)

Perhaps the travel agent told them it was Palma Nova they'd booked
We stayed in Palma Nova and really liked it, but if you walked too far through the resort, you quickly hit the edge of Shagaluf.

It's easily identifiable, all the restaurants and shops are replaced by tattoo parlours and lap dancing clubs, and the whole place smells of drunkards' piss.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 25 Jul 2015, 17:09, closed)

Or alternatively https://goo.gl/maps/r9g1m you mongtarded linebreaking spastic. You do know Google short codes exist for pretty much this reason surely?
(Benzyl, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 22:42, closed)

I like how you haven't made it a hyperlink, either.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 23:46, closed)

goo.gl/maps/r9g1m lacks a certain symmetry as a reply and god forbid I'd get caught out making the place look any less tidy than it already is.
(Benzyl, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 0:12, closed)

yeh - i wanted my post to look bigger and more important.
It made you rage, so i win the internet.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 9:13, closed)

Nah, it just annoyed me that the page formating was a bit fucked and looked small AND far away.
(Benzyl, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 18:24, closed)

Oh, noes!
People were having sex in "Shagaluf"!
I think they deserve all the happiness they apparently have. It's sights like that which make one happy not to live in such shitholes as Saudi Arabia and the UAE.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 13:20, closed)

damnit
I'm disappointed now that this link didn't lead me to being Rick Rolled or sent to I love Horses.
This place has really gone down hill
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 12:02, closed)