Hallowe'en (slight repost)
I used to open the door to trick or treaters with this playing while wearing this costume. I actually made a child piss himself one year.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:56, 9 replies)

That's the spirit! We decorate the house and dress up at Halloween
and scare the daylights out of the local kids. Can't understand why people hate Halloween so much as we have such fun!

One Halloween some teenagers bommy-knocked our door and ran off, and Mr Quar chased them down the street in his devil clobber shouting 'Come back! You haven't had any sweets!'

Poor kids were probably scarred for life.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:24, closed)

I've been tempted to open the door dressed in a dirty mac, NHS specs and no trousers before, just to see what the parents do

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:02, closed)

Oh, and with porn playing really loudly from the telly in the living room.
And a handful of tissues.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:06, closed)

And the head of a recently dead child skewered onto your erect cock.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:15, closed)

obv

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:17, closed)

My grandfather
used to open the front door on Halloween wearing a broken set of false teeth and his wig on back to front
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:41, closed)

Yes, but he did that every other day of the year as well.

( 4Q just lurking, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 21:06, closed)

hahha

( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 22:35, closed)

Nice :D
I went along to a local halloween party in full zombie gear, white eyes, drenched in blood, latex wounds, hideous fingernails with latex flesh dangling from them, the lot. I had failed to take into account the family-friendly nature of the party, and stuck out like a sore thumb (or a dead one) among the hippies, fairies and elvises ... elvi.

Oddly, the kids loved it. It was the adults that kept their distance.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:00, closed)