Terrible foodBack when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
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chthonic, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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Vegetarian lasagneOrder of things that I will not do again in reverse preference order.
#3. Paedophilia
#2. Morris dancing
#1. Vegetarian Lasagne.
Fucking vegetarian food makes me so angry. Went to what was going to be a rather decent evening at the inlaws, minus the inlaws. Think 10 friends, lots of food and wine and beer in a huge farmhouse kitchen, surrounded at every boundary by farms producing some of the finest meats and dairy products known to man - every single one of which having featured a face at some point in its development - an absolute prerequisite for foodstuffs.
So who's cooking? The fucking vegetarian hippy yoghurt-weaving sandal knitting bint. And she's making lasagne. Out of fucking aubergine, asparagus, broccoli and vege-fucking-tarian fucking cheese. Holy sweet mother of god it was fucking awful. An abomination. There is level of hell reserved for the vegetarians and for good reason. It's wronger than Gary Glitter's wank-mag stash.
Before all you hippies and communists start arguing otherwise, I dare you to drive past the Vegetarian Society office on the A56 near Altrincham and just look at the state of the people going in and out.
Lasagne is called lasagne because it contains meat. Dont let anyone tell you different.
(Never actually done #3 obviously, calm down)
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:00,
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