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Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.

The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.

What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?

[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]

(, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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The worst thing I've ever cooked is quite nice actually
Get a loaf of unsliced bread and carve it up into chunks about two inches cubed. Then soak it in milk until it's dripping with the stuff. Then shallow fry it in olive oil turning it so each side is crispy (watch out for the spitting oil). Once the stuff's cooked drizzle honey over it and sprinkle with nutmeg.

Tastes fantastic, but about a billion calories per chunk. I can't take credit for this recipe, it was done by a bloke called Apicius a few hundred years ago.

Length? 2 inches please don't laugh
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 14:03, Reply)

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