Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Whilst on holiday abroadmy parents left me & my 2 sisters in the bedroom.
I woke up later to find my youngest sister had disappeared & for the last few months, Mum & Dad have been on an all expenses paid holiday to look for her leaving Amelie & I behind!
Bastards.
I'm off to Hull for my lunch now
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 12:29,
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