Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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JehovahThe Christian post below reminded me...
A long long time ago, I was doing a Philosphy A level. Now, I'm pretty good at arguing anyway, so that was just to be the qualification to prove it. One Easter Sunday, a fat jolly man and a blonde little girl came a knocking at the door. Fat jolly man had a ring on his little finger with 9 tiny diamonds in it (or maybe cubic zirconia, but diamonds make him sound worse so let's go with that)
As it turns out, he was a Jehovah's witness. I am an atheist. I don't care what anyone else thinks, but I have no time for evangelists at all, and get quite affronted when they walk onto MY fucking property and try to tell me I'm a sinner.
Anyway. Mr jolly starts going on about god and all this crap, and tells me that one day god will find a cure for AIDS. At this point I ask him,
'But surely if we are all god's creatures, and we are all created by him, and we are all created equal, that's not very fair on the poor little AIDS virus, is it? Who are we to kill one of god's creatures?'
I thought Mr jolly was going to explode - we went bright red and started huffing and puffing but seemed unable to say anything else. He thrust a few copies of the Watchtower at me, grabbed the little girl and scurried away.
I reckon that house is STILL on their AVOID AVOID AVOID list.
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:58,
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