Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
« Go Back
Maz :-)Mate of mine :-
Playing football pulls a muscle in his groin just before half time.
Being a real trooper, and wanting to play on, at half time asks if anybody has some "deep heat" (hot muscle rub cream). Is passed a plain white tube, smears the cream all over the damaged muscle and limps on to play the second half.
At the end of the match he limps off. Commenting "that deep heat stuff is crap, "
The response:-
"sorry Maz, that was hemorrhoid cream!"
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 16:25, Reply)
« Go Back