Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Arrogant little fucktard....When I was a wee goffik I recieved the usual grief that a black clad make up wearing bloke gets but there was one kid who thought he was the shit. He always had some inane comment or childish insult to throw, and he'd always run screaming like a pussy when ever you got near enough to beat the snot out of him.
One day, as I am wandering to the shop to buy more smokes I see him and his driving up the road towards me. On cue the car pulls over and this scrote winds down his window and starts his abuse.
I don't look at him, refuse to register his existance, what I do however is take one last drag on my cigarette and casually flick it away... through his open window, into his tracksuit clad crotch. I've never seen anyone get out of a car so fast clutching their lovespuds to stop their cheap tracksuit smoldering away.
Laughed? So hard my eyeliner ran.
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