Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
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Whatever, dadMy dad, being considerably less intelligent than me, once took the fuse out of the plug to my PC, in order to "make me do my chores/homework" before I could use it. So of course I just nicked a fuse from another plug in my room, replaced it and fired up the PC.
The look on his face when he came into my room to see me sat using the computer was an absolute picture.
I haven't spoken to my dad for over 2 years now. Some people never change - as far as I know, he's still a twat.
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SexFace You're all cunts, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:50,
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