Might as well take the opportunity to drag this one out again:
Fans will remember that I was educated at a minor public school.

In my first term of A-Levels, the class aged 16/17, one of the bigger lads at the back thought he'd cheek up the new physics teacher:

"Oi!" cried the lad, in his posh voice, to the teacher, "Why don't you fuck off back to South Africa?!"

His sycophants laughed and beamed their approval.

The teacher - a stocky man in his early 30s, walked over slowly to the lad.

The lad - as I said, was one of the bigger ones - a stereotype of the public schoolboy: an over-privileged, arrogant shit, who's probably now in parliamentary office, MD of several failing companies, and taking back-handers from banks in exchange for signing off deals on brown-field sites. He stood up, equal to the teacher.

The teacher stood in front of him, eyeballing him, and the lad stared back defiantly.

"When I started teaching, my first lesson was in a school in Durban. I walked into the classroom, where there were two boys bigger than you beating a girl with sticks for refusing to be their whore. As I walked in one of them pulled out a gun, pointed it at me, and shouted 'OI! TEACHER! FUCK OFF!". I taught both those boys and that girl to both read and to write.

YOU smell of talcum powder, get pocket money sent to you each week from your daddy in Dubai, and think that smoking cigarettes is cool. You've already got a car waiting for you for your birthday, you'll have a job as soon as you leave school, but I know your dad will thrash you if you get a bad grade, so if you want to take your chance, be my guest, but I'M staying here."

With that he put his hand on the boy's shoulder, and pushed him down hard into his seat.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:04, 10 replies)

What a cock
The kid, obviously.

*clicks*
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:50, closed)

Wait, I'm sure I've seen this film.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:32, closed)

Dangerous Minds?
Or, They Call Me Mister Chips?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:05, closed)

Dead Poets Society.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:30, closed)

What a cock
You, obviously.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:49, closed)

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DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:23, closed)

It's just been revoked.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:30, closed)

He's been de-kaffa-nated!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:14, closed)

'Fans might remember'
What fans?

FFS.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 7:47, closed)

Look it's not like he's spruiking his book or anything.
Settle petal.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:32, closed)