I went to a catholic primary school
The headmistress was a fierce nun called Sister Margaret Mary. She had a pinched up mean face and cold hard eyes.

I was about 8 and my mate John-Paul (very catholic name in the 70's that) dared me to call Sister Margaret Mary a cunt. I didn't know what it meant. I knew it was bad obviously calling any teacher a name is going to be bad but I had no idea of the sheer explosive power of the C bomb.

We were on a school trip at the time and I forget the exact details that lead up to me dropping the bomb. But as soon as it had passed my lips I knew I was in serious trouble. Sister Margaret Mary's face flashed utter shock quickly going into livid fury. I felt sick I was staring into the angriest face I have ever seen.

"what did you say?" she almost whispered through clenched teeth
"nothing"
"yes you did say it again"
"you cunt"
"I can't hear you"
"you cunt"
JP was nearly pissing himself laughing but trying not to show it.

She then dragged me off by an ear and thrashed the backs of my legs (I was wearing shorts) with a ruler till nearly bleeding(this was her normal M.O. punishment wise) She then made me sit out of the rest the activities on the trip and told my parents when we got back who also punished me ( a thrashing off my dad and a grounding off my mum)

In retrospect TOTALLY worth it for the look on that nuns face the sadistic old battleaxe.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:48, 2 replies)

Catholic children are innocent.
When I was 8 I knew exactly what a cunt was. If you call someone a cunt you mean they're an asshole except more so.
When I was eleven I had it pretty well figured out why girls pissed sitting down.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:53, closed)

Every time I hear a story about Catholic schools,
I am thankful that I went to an Army school. I had an ex who was taught by Nuns and what she described was six years of abuse by sadistic and repressed God Nazis!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:25, closed)