Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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A Degree of IntelligenceBack in the dim and distant, I was undertaking the final dissertation for an Advanced Diploma. Handwritten, to be typed once completed, (pre Sinclair times) I was scribbling away at the dining table when the young Groover, aged about two, toddled in with a piece of paper and a bright green felt tipped pen. He kneeled up on the chair, put his paper on the table, took the top off his pen and, with his tongue poking firmly out of the side of his mouth, proceeded to draw a dozen or so green lines across the piece of paper.
"That looks interesting" quoth I "what are you doing?"
"Writing" came the succinct reply.
"Really" I said, "are you going to read it to me?"
I received that kind of askance look that only a two year old can give you, before he replied,
"Don't be silly. I'm not old enough to read!"
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 23 May 2013, 19:57,
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