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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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My grandson (who was 5 at the time) came home from school
and told me he had been learning about shapes.

"A hexagon has 6 sides" he says.
"Wow" I said, "How many sides has an "Octogon"
"I don't know" was his reply.
"8 sides" I said.
He paused and then came back with
"How many sides does a Mexican have?"

It kinda makes sense when you think about it.
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:00, 4 replies)
Two
Guacamole & refried beans
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:10, closed)
Inside and outside.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:13, closed)
Right side of the border, and wrong side of the border.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:35, closed)
jeremy clarkson in the house!

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:46, closed)

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