Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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I was foul-mouthed as a toddler.At a gentle soiree only the finest in my neighbourhood were quietly partying with their youngsters in tow.
"BASTARD! BASTARD! BASTARD!" I yelled.
Whatever words my mortified mum may have given me didn't seem to have worked as apparently after getting cut off at a busy intersection, my dad nobly keeping his cool and my mum visibly shocked but still not uttering the gutter tongue, I emitted a mild cry from the back.
"What the fuck was that!?"
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 25 May 2013, 2:12,
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