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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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How are the guinea pigs?
BTW guys & gals, they really are called Muffin and Flapjack. I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of Sir Cloppington.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:25, 2 replies)
and you can fuck off and all.

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:26, closed)
Hi Janet!

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:27, closed)
alright captain placid?

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:28, closed)
Remarkably well thank you.
I'm off for a Chinese meal courtesy of my girlfriend in 10 minutes so let's hope this runs and runs until I get back.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:30, closed)
i hope you have a lovely time.
see you later!
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:31, closed)
Thank you Captain...

But the fact that my post is true is now neither here nor there...

It's the gaggle of fuckwits who have decided to round around this post and try to make their point. I thought it would kick off, but not to this standard. To celebrate I'm off to watch some TV with my wonderful family. I might even get muff & flaps out.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:42, closed)
HAHAHAHA, BRILLIANT!!

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:43, closed)

gaaaayyy
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 0:43, closed)
comedy genius, right here.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 7:09, closed)
it's wit of this calibre that makes you the comedy 'ledge' of b3ta
and the toast of 'Twang Club' that we all adore
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:47, closed)
Best post in ages on qotw
9/10 only needs a bertdown to get a 10
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:53, closed)

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