No way man, there's an Authorised Biography of internet comedian 'Pooflake'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:31, 1 reply)

Seems like that took a while for you to work out...

How's that 'not-obsessed' working out for you, little man?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 20:32, closed)

'A while for me to work out'?
What, to type 'fat man crying' into google, click 'images', discover comedy gold, right click it, save the image source, tap in some basic html and post a picture?

Not very long, brevity etc etc. Are you taking notes here?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:34, closed)

So why the delay?...

Does it take a while to tap stuff out with your head dobber?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 20:36, closed)

haha, head dobber, classic!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:38, closed)

What delay?
What are you babbling on about? Do you mean the few minutes? I'm not devoting my entire evening to this thread, that's the kind of activity reserved for sad fuckers like you.

I can just see it now, wotsits being shovelled in to your gaping buccal cavity, tears streaming down your face, little feet poking out from your fankles drum drum drumming on your kitchen floor, stopwatch in porcine hand as you wait for the next devastating critique of your internet stylez.

Like I said up there, hilarious.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:40, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1975957
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:35, closed)

I think PF here is a bit obsessed with me.
Every time I post in this thread, there he is with a witty retort.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:36, closed)

Although I must admit to pitying your collective sense of camaraderie with Monty...

There's a part of me that thinks...what draws you together is the fact that you're not quite sure which one of you is the most pathetic, so if you back each other up, then it negates the question.

Good luck with that
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 20:40, closed)

Again, what the blithering fuck are you talking about?
Is it that alien a thought that people might genuinely share this view of you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:42, closed)

^^???^^...

Oh dear. You might want to jump in and ninja edit. Or alternatively get someone less angry and obsessed to type your chronic quotations for you
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 20:45, closed)

^^^ LOL^^^ !!! !!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:36, closed)