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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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What needs to happen at this point, right, is for Pooflake to make a minor edit to his OP. Just a hanging space at the end of the post perhaps.
This will make the replies count reset creating an 'easter egg extra' in QOTW.

Then when future generations plunder these archives to better understand a forgotten realm, the techno-architect will click through from Honda Accord to Honda Accord until the one fateful moment.

This thread will telescope before her along her digital umbilical cord, pulsing information into her very being. Eyes widening in wonder and disbelief, she calls through to Cynarius, her unsuspecting Registrar "Come! Come!"

They stare on with the growing realisation of what has been unearthed.
"Look" she whispers, barely containing her amazement "just look at these fucking bell creases."
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Hmm...

Can't hurt can it?
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 30 May 2013, 11:49, closed)
WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU JUST DONE?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:51, closed)
Sorry I just liked PB's idea...

On the plus side, it's earned me more cunt votes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 30 May 2013, 11:53, closed)
hahahaha
I'd have done the same
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:54, closed)
I'm a bit sad we've lost mrs doyle and steve mcd

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:22, closed)
What happened to them?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:29, closed)
4EVA N R HARTZ


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:35, closed)


(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pig Bodine., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:42, closed)



(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:59, closed)



(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:01, closed)
ploppy son of ploppy has varnished
Steve & Mrs Doyle were innocent bystanders
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:42, closed)
Ah I see. Please accept this as a replacement:

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:46, closed)



(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:50, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:54, closed)
this is the best one I think
Mrs Doyle with out a cup of tea is like pizza without cheese


(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:57, closed)



(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:46, closed)
Great minds. SD. Great minds.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:47, closed)

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