Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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A Mate of mine,told me about when he worked for the NHS doing all kinds of testy type things on blood, piss, shit and the odd amputated limb.
One day a smallish clear bag arrived in his in-tray with a stubbly pink worm inside. It had one big brown eye and stank of shit.
He had been delivered an amputated anus, with 5 inches of poop-tunnel still attached.
He used it a a pencil topper on his bosses biro when he wasn't in the room.
I didn't want or need to know that you could have your ass cut off and still be alive.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 14:53, closed)
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