Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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plain old wrongWhilst just 18 my best mate and I would regularly go to the local and get pissed. I would phone him at his mums house and he would walk 200 yards to my house and we would then carry on a further 200 yards to the pub.
All pretty normal stuff I am sure you would agree.
However I phoned him early one evening for the purpose of arranging one of our notorious drinking sessions. Straight away I could tell he was being a little...er..cagey on the phone. Never the less we made arrangements to meet later.
I quizzed him later regarding his awkward tone earlier that evening. To which he answered as if it was no big deal:
Oh, sorry about that, my mum was just pushing my piles back up my arse!
GIP.
true, unlike a lot on here. You know who you are.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 18:23, closed)
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