Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Earlier this weekWas out with some friends for one of their birthdays, usual go to the pub, get drunk, then maybe hit a club.
Everyone has a few drinks down them, we're slightly seperated into two groups, cue about 4/5 people from the other group going "Ewwwwww" rather loudly, turns out one of the bunch had just admitted to tasting his own cum.
5 minutes later after the shock and laughter has passed, same mate then proceeded to tell the story of how he was having a wank, just about to reach the finale, stopping and running two laps around his house before resuming and finishing the job.
Suffice to say I was far too sober to hear that and I fear I may never get rid of the images made by people talking about how his cock must have been slapping around as he did the laps.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 22:32, Reply)
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