Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Mate three days intoglastobury, had been surviving on mostly drugs and not much food, disappeared for a shite. He came back looking pale and proceeded to tell us that he had a been straining like fuck to shit out a turd, but it was so dry and large that he couldnt shift it. So he reached behind and had to snap it off with his hands. I nearly buckled with laughter.
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:00,
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