Avoid bending over to measure your foot
by measuring the distance from your elbow to your wrist instead - it's exactly the same!
(Ruddles, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:28, Reply)

A couple of inches difference by my reckoning.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 7 May 2008, 22:59, Reply)

Heh
Is it fuck.
( Legless Fuck Victoria's Secret, Thu 8 May 2008, 10:53, Reply)

No it isn't

( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, Reply)

youth
As I overheard my 14yo lad say the other day to his mates (who were scorning his new size 9 trainers [or whatever they call them nowadays]),
"Big feet, big meat"
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Sun 11 May 2008, 16:44, Reply)

i'm stupid for even looking
my arm is marginall longer than my foot. what a silly way to get me to confirm my arm-footness.
(mr kyle he's a silly bastard, the one who posted before me, Tue 13 May 2008, 22:56, Reply)

short arms
Simple fact is, No it isn't
I bet your pals love you when out drinking, short arms !! (Never reaching pockets )
(Betty Boothroyd's Love custard still "Peanut Brittle" from Porto !, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:40, Reply)