Avoid bending over to measure your foot
by measuring the distance from your elbow to your wrist instead - it's exactly the same!
(Ruddles, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:28, Reply)

A couple of inches difference by my reckoning.

( idonthaveafunnynickname is sober on St Patrick's Day, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:59, )

Heh
Is it fuck.
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Thu 8 May 2008, 10:53, )

No it isn't

( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, )

youth
As I overheard my 14yo lad say the other day to his mates (who were scorning his new size 9 trainers [or whatever they call them nowadays]),
"Big feet, big meat"
(Maudlin McCann spreading the word of Owstwick, Sun 11 May 2008, 16:44, )

i'm stupid for even looking
my arm is marginall longer than my foot. what a silly way to get me to confirm my arm-footness.
(mrkyle he's a silly bastard, the one who posted before me, Tue 13 May 2008, 22:56, )

short arms
Simple fact is, No it isn't
I bet your pals love you when out drinking, short arms !! (Never reaching pockets )
(Betty Boothroyd's Love custard, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:40, )