Are you a tit man, or an arse man?
In Sainsburys, if you're an arse man, start off on the far left, as most shoppers do, and follow along the aisles in order looking at arses.

If you're a tit man, start off in the second aisle, other shoppers will always be walking towards you.
(username failed moderation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:28, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

this doesnt work in asda
as they all start from the right.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Which is why
I distinctly said Sainsburys.

I was going to do another one for Asda, but now you've fucked it all up.
(username failed moderation, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)

my local asda starts on the left and ends in a heap of missery

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)

My Sainsburys starts from the right.
But I am a lady girl who doesn't enjoy tits and I shop online anyways.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)

what about internet shopping?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Tabbed browsing
And a pot of Swarfega.
(Eukanuba, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:07, Reply)

I have heard
there are pictures of bottoms available on the Internet. Not sure about tits, but these days nothing would surprise me.
(username failed moderation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)