How to deal with annoying cold callers, accidental discovery
If you get a cold caller, push a button at random on your phone so they get a beep and say " I`m awfully sorry, wrong number" this will give some surcease till the penny drops. I had just come off a night shift, had rung a firm with an enquiry and was waiting a call back as my head turned to sleepy mush. Some unwelcome at random tried to sell me a phone contract just as I hung up, crunched a few gears in my head as it wasn`t the firm I was expecting and apologised for dialing the wrong `un.

Give it a go.
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:30, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

can you re-read that
then edit it so that it makes at least some sense?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)

I just say "no, thank you," and hang up.
This is much easier, as it cuts out the part where you get drunk and hammer out random words on Top Tips.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I tend to just hang up.
Or if I'm feeling really polite, ask them to go away and stop ringing me. Then hang up.
( Bats, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Can for you this understand better please make?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I to the go understand when either this.

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Yes it does, doesn't it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)

all makes sense to me

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:43, Reply)

"surcease"?
Have you been drinking from the toilet?
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