Want the feeling of a Spanish/Portuguese holiday?
Close your eyes while sitting in your garden in the sunshine on a deckchair slightly too small for you, listening to shite pop music and drinking gin... it's essentially the same experience and the gin provides the flavour and smell.
( MeekMan Trying to reinvent the toaster since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:42, Reply)

And to further the experience
Leave your kids in the house and keep the doors/windows wide open for that genuine McCann feeling
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:51, Reply)

^this
but alternatively, neglect all your children, kill one of them (by accident or on purpose, up to you) then proceed to be freakish on tv and in the papers, further neglect your remaining children and get far more coverage than for any other missing child despite the problem being entirely your own fault.
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:12, Reply)