Trying to quit smoking without killing those close to you?
Drink loads of strong coffee.
I mean so much that you get the shakes.
And you have to piss every five minutes.

That way, you'll get the satisfying chemical hit of caffeine replacing the nicotine deficit.
Also, as a bonus, the feeling of holding something in your hands will be complete.
It'll just be your penis, instead of a cigarette.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:16, Reply)

Can you overdose on coffee?
I swear I did once, it was horrendous.
It left me feeling really anxious all day.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:37, Reply)

PI(1)NK
easy, have a ciggie to calm your nerves...
no wait, not thought that thru have I?
(bugboybeast, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:11, Reply)

I dunno if you can overdose
I thought that implied fatal damage...

Maybe *shrugs*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:44, Reply)

yes you can
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6944026.stm
(Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:00, Reply)

Cheers Dan
The heart beating, sweats/hot flushes and palpitations is exactly how I felt.
I didn't get any of the laughing then crying bit though, just the terrible feeling of anxiety. I was climbing the bloody walls!
I think I had about 6 cups (single measures), not as many as that lass.
Wow, first we have death by cake www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post235382 now near death by coffee - breaktimes are getting dangerous folks!
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:51, Reply)

the bit about
'laughing then crying' really tickled me,

i wouldve loved to have seen that hahaha
(Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:10, Reply)

I once went mental on coffee
The come down was the worst. Hyper for an hour then dying to sleep but totally unable to.
(chinaman http://bucketoftongues.blogspot.com, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:17, Reply)