The fix to the credit crunch crises.
Dont let OAPs dwindle their life hard savings away on old peoples homes, meals on wheels and old spice aftershave. Simply murder them as soon as theyve retired, and keep all their money to yourself. You'll be happy to spend it again and the credit crises will be over in a flash!
The NHS will improve as you'll be taking a huge burdon off them. Road safety will be better, as there will no longer be blind OAPs merging onto motorways at 15mph and better still you can go out without having to worry if your decrepid mum needs the toilet whilst youre away!
(Miggyman, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Where's Harold Shipman when you need him?
Oh, he's dead.
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, Reply)