Sexual Experimenters
Thinking of putting mars bar in your partners vagina and eating it out?

Put a towel or something down first, it melts and makes a mess of the bed clothes.
( PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, Reply)

and make sure
she rinses herself out, otherwise it looks like she's messed her knickers.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Try boiled eggs.
Less messy.

Do not attempt this with Scotch eggs.

It takes forever to find all the crumbs.
(FelchMyBelch looking forward to an eternity in Hell since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:02, Reply)

but, but,
wouldnt her fadge smell of egg?

sort of like getting a boff in your face whilst your down there.

not nice.
(Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:25, Reply)