Plastic
Next time you buy a new matress or big appliance keep the plastic. It makes cleaning the mess up a lot easier if you think ahead.
(drivin Ivan, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Plastic bedding
Facking great idea!!!!!!
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Nice
wipe clean surface; for various "spillages".
(kitescreech Til Gran Kythera Dow, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 14:33, Reply)

But surely this means
you sweat like a paedo in a Barny suit when you sleep?
(Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Indeed
Having slept on new-recruit piss-proof bedding in barracks, I can say that not only do you sweat like Monsieur Glitter at a tenth B-day, but also it sticks, well enough to seriously impede getting up (sleep on your back to avoid painful stiffies!)
(TheSpode has little toe-hats., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:31, Reply)