Top Tip!
Don't casually mention to your workmates in your work canteen that the new picture of Maddie age 6 is a lot less sexy than the one at age 4.
(powervator Twitted his twat on http://twitter.com/pow3rvator, Mon 4 May 2009, 20:52, Reply)

But she is
the saucy minx.
( Undercovercarrot realises the true evil of manflu, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:22, Reply)

YER HEAR THAT MADDIE?
*bangs on closet door*

SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET CALLED YOU A MINX. YES, A MINX. IT'S LIKE A SMALL FURRY RODENT. I DON'T KNOW EITHER. I THINK ITS SEXY. NO, YOU CAN'T COME OUT AND THANK THEM. NOT AFTER LAST TIME. NO I WON'T UNTIE YOU EITHER. I DON'T CARE IF IT CHAFES YOUR WRISTS...

repeat ad nauseum.
(powervator Twitted his twat on http://twitter.com/pow3rvator, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Also
don't tell them that 'Maddie' is an anagram of 'I'm dead'. Because whilst you saw it on Sickipedia and found it fuckin' funny, your workmates don't seem to see the humour. Nor do they find the '9 out 10 people enjoy gang-rape' joke.
(Big Smurf Frog rescuer, Wed 6 May 2009, 22:41, Reply)

you ought to change jobs.

(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:09, Reply)