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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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...you should start drinking. This gets rid of the cold you'll experience. Also, start taking drugs for they get rid of the hunger and boredom you'll face. Make sure you are so smelly that anyone who would want to beat up your lazy ass would not be able to. Visual unattractiveness helps a lot accomplishing this goal, too. Think in the line of torn clothes, decade-old beard, lice visibly jumping all over you.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:07, Reply)
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