Computer college 'Outward bounds training course'
Aged 17 I found myself in a YTS based computer training scheme. The government basically paid us £28.50 a week to go and get qualified in all sorts of computer related skills. This was absolutely fantastic for me and was something akin to a sex addict getting paid to wank themselves silly each day. I was in heaven.

1/2 way through the 2 year course and the bright spark manager decides we all need to go on a Team Building excersise to build up our character. 30 of us all pile into a coach and get driven to a hotel into the middle of some godforsaken forest in Yorkshire to do physical stuff.

At the end of one day of orienteering or some other stupid and pointless excersise my room mate Craig and I went for a shower in my cousin Joanne's room (who was also on the course) as our room didn't have one. Craig was going out with Joanne at the time so they were chilling out on the bed together as I was showering. I guess they didn't expect how quick I'd be as after a quick rinse I opened the door to find them hastily getting dressed.

"Did you just fuck my cousin as I was showering in her bathroom?"

*embarrased silence*

"Why would you *do* that?"

*embarrased silence*

One the way back to our room Craig proudly admitted that he'd managed to finish the job though. Bet Joanne was overjoyed.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:54, 10 replies)

"Because she's my girlfriend"
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:14, closed)

Risking being caught by your cousin though?
That's just cutting it a bit too fine.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:34, closed)

She wanted you to join in
Dirty bitch
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:46, closed)

That only really applies
If you're Welsh.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:50, closed)

She was cute too
She's dead now though.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:11, closed)

I love
a happy ending.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:24, closed)

I didn't kill her or anything.
It was multiple organ failure.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:35, closed)

I read that as "multiple orgasm failure"
sorry
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:01, closed)

So your story is
"My cousin's a slapper"?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:59, closed)

You've been looking after AB's dog for tooooo long Vag.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:37, closed)