A pass on a course
I am one of the First Aid persons in my office. Every couple of years we need to go on a one-day course, which is actually quite fun: practicing CPR on dummies, pretending to be non-english-speaking accident victims and so on.

Last time, I went with one other guy from my office, who I get on fine with. We were at the point where I was pretending to be unconscious, and he was practicing putting me in the recovery position. As he reached across me, his head came very close, and on a whim and just for a giggle, I blew sexily into his ear.

It was at that point that I discovered that he was, in fact, gay. A fact which I'd not been previously aware of.

Whoops.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:23, 6 replies)

When you say that's when you
'discovered' he was gay, do you wish to share exactly what happened?
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:50, closed)

No no - it's best left, er ... hanging ... like that.
A little bit of intrigue.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:02, closed)

I'm just grateful it wasn't a two-day course with an overnight in a hotel...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:26, closed)

Definitely
a 'got the sack' joke in here somewhere.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:54, closed)

*something about experiencing some swelling*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:19, closed)

Did you have to dress your eye
Where you had been poked by his boner?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:39, closed)